比賽打到第二節還剩3分12秒時，威少一個箭步殺入內線，哈滕施泰因那小子直接一膀子把他撞飛出底線。

威少當時就炸了，一個鯉魚打挺跳起來，倆眼瞪得跟銅鈴似的："你丫找茬是吧？"哈滕也不含糊，梗著脖子就頂上去："咋的？不服練練？"裁判趕緊沖過來拉架，回放看了半天，最后各打五十大板，一人賞個技術犯規。場邊觀眾都樂瘋了，這比賽打得跟動作片似的。

要說這場比賽，雷霆這幫小伙子可真是憋著一肚子火。上一場明明領先十幾分，結果硬是讓掘金給翻盤了。賽后更衣室里，亞歷山大把毛巾摔得啪啪響，威少直接踹翻了飲料箱。主教練戴格諾特被記者問得臉都綠了，那場面，嘖嘖。今天一上來，雷霆全隊就跟打了雞血似的，那進攻打得叫一個行云流水。第一節還沒打完，記分牌上已經蹦到45分了，掘金那邊教練馬龍急得直撓頭，頭發都快薅禿了。

亞歷山大今天算是殺紅了眼，三分線外一個假動作，防守人直接飛出去三米遠。他慢悠悠運兩步，抬手就射，球刷網的聲音清脆得跟開香檳似的。半場打完，這小子8投6中，正負值高達+34，掘金全隊捆一塊兒都沒他一個人好使。場邊解說都樂了："這哪是打球啊，這分明是來表演的。"

約基奇在場上跑得呼哧帶喘，那大身板晃悠得跟企鵝似的。每次防擋拆，他都得先喘口氣才能挪步子，雷霆球員瞅準機會就是一頓猛揍。塞爾維亞人心里苦啊，這邊剛打進一個兩分，回頭一看自家籃筐又被捅穿了。穆雷今天手感冰涼，三分線外投得跟扔鉛球似的，咣咣打鐵聲聽得人心煩。小波特更慘，四次出手全砸筐，那準星偏得都能去打飛機了。

技術統計表上那數字看著都嚇人，雷霆半場轟下87分，三分球19中10，快攻拿了18分。掘金這邊防守就跟紙糊的一樣，雷霆想怎么打就怎么打。場邊有個老球迷直搖頭："我活了六十多年，頭回見這么打球的，這不欺負人嘛。"他孫子在旁邊補刀："爺爺，您那會兒籃球還是用筐裝的吧？"

更衣室通道里，威少邊走邊跟隊友比劃剛才那個犯規："那小子絕對是故意的，你們看見沒？"多爾特嘿嘿直樂："得了吧哥，您那暴脾氣誰不知道啊。"另一邊掘金更衣室安靜得跟圖書館似的，就聽見約基奇咕咚咕咚灌水的聲兒。馬龍教練拿著戰術板劃拉半天，最后嘆了口氣："下半場...咱們盡量別輸太多行不？"

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比賽打到這會兒，勝負其實已經沒啥懸念了。但你說掘金能不能創造奇跡？要擱平時可能還有戲，可今天雷霆這狀態，神仙來了都得挨倆大嘴巴子。現場DJ都開始放《我們是冠軍》了，雖然比賽還剩整整兩節沒打。轉播席上的解說員打趣道："要不咱們提前給雷霆頒發總冠軍獎杯得了？"

場邊技術臺的工作人員正忙著核對數據，有個戴眼鏡的姑娘突然驚呼："我的天！雷霆這半場命中率71.4%，創隊史紀錄了！"她同事頭也不抬地回了一句："掘金那邊也創紀錄了，不過是反向的。"這話說得，隔壁掘金隨隊記者臉都黑了。

比賽最后變成了一場表演賽，雷霆球員玩起了空中接力，連中鋒霍姆格倫都秀了把背后傳球。掘金這邊徹底放棄治療，約基奇坐在板凳上啃起了能量棒，那表情跟看破紅塵似的。終場哨響的時候，記分牌定格在124比89，雷霆球迷樂得直接把啤酒潑上了天。要問這場比賽教會了我們什么？那就是千萬別把雷霆惹毛了，不然他們真能把你打得懷疑人生。