01.

我也知道瘦下來好看，但是你們喜歡的樣子，讓我吃不飽飯。
I know I'd look good if I lost weight, but the way you people like requires me to starve myself.

02.

桃花也不來，發(fā)財樹也不開，咋啦，我是百草枯啊。
No peach blossoms come my way, and the money - tree doesn't bloom either. What's up? Am I paraquat (that kills everything)?

03.

睡覺的時候一定要閉上眼，不然會睡不著。
You must close your eyes when you go to sleep, otherwise you won't be able to fall asleep.

04.

今天的你對我愛搭不理，明天的我繼續(xù)撩你。
You're giving me the cold shoulder today, but I'll keep flirting with you tomorrow.

05.

現(xiàn)在不珍惜我，我告訴你，過了這個村，我在下個村等你。
If you don't cherish me now, let me tell you, after leaving this village, I'll be waiting for you in the next one.

06.

不要問我現(xiàn)金還是刷卡，我刷碗行嗎？
Don't ask me if I'll pay in cash or by card. Can I wash dishes instead?

07.

長得再好看又怎么樣，鬧鐘一響還不是要起來上班。
What's the use of being good - looking? When the alarm rings, I still have to get up and go to work.

08.

乞丐都能挑天氣去要飯，我卻每天風(fēng)雨無阻的要去上班。
Even beggars can choose the weather to go begging, but I have to go to work every day, rain or shine.

09.

白天運動減肥餐，夜間擺爛燒烤攤。
Do exercise and have diet meals during the day, then indulge in barbecue at the night - time food stalls.

10.

沒錢了跟我說一聲，我教你沒錢怎么過。
If you run out of money, let me know. I'll teach you how to get by without money.